Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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