She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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