they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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