Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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