I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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