my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Semen is not good for contacts.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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