i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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