Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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