I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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