Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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