Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She even gives head with a lisp.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
