I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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