I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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