Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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