I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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