i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
