Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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