Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
