I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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