He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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