just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
this will be a night to untag.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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