I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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