idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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