Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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