Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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