We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
All I want is dick and wine.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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