just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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