All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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