In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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