But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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