i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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