Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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