4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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