im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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