I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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