i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
they're like a gay fantastic four
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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