I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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