office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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