What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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