How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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