I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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