He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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