why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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