I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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