God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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