Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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