Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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