she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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