I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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