Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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