is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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