I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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